Hilarious LEO encounter

This happened yesterday, and I still giggle a little bit when I think of it.So, it's 3:00 pm on a Friday. Life is good. I took a half-day off at work so I can go shootin stuff with my buddy innawoods. It is an absolutely gorgeous day and it's in the low 70s. This is why I live.I'm not really in a hurry, but I am a bit anxious to get to my buddy's property so we can start shootin stuff. I'm doing 77 mph in a 70 mph zone (but it changes to 75 in less than a mile). I see a cop going the opposite direction, and I don't really slow down because I didn't think he would even bother. Well guess what? He pulled a bitch and flipped on the lights.Meh. I really don't care that much. There is no way in hell that this guys going to give me a ticket for going 77 in a 70 when I can see the 75 mph speed limit sign probably 500 yards away. I'm thinking maybe he'll be cool and we can talk about guns and stuff.He comes up to my window and he's a young kid maybe around 23. He greets me, and I tell him I'm carrying and have a license to do so. No big deal right? Well, he asks me to step out so he can disarm me for his safety and my safety. This is where it becomes fucking hilarious.I didn't mention this at the start of the story, but I have 9 guns on my person and 8 of them are concealed. It's a bit hard to explain why I have 9 guns on me, but it's a bit of a joke with my friend and I where we just pull guns out of random places while we're innawoods.Anyways, back to the story, this officer asks me to step out because he wants to disarm me. I say sure and I step out. I then notify him that I have 9 firearms on me. At this point, I'm hoping he will tell me to just get back in the truck and not touch any of them. In fact, I can see a brief moment where he considers this, but he ultimately wasted 5-10 minutes of his life disarming me, and unloading each firearm. He asked me why I had so many firearms, and I didn't really feel like I could explain the dynamic between my friend and I so I just said, "you never know".The cop was a dick (not cool at all), but I didn't get a ticket so there's that. After typing this out, I realize it's not really a funny story if you just read it, but fuck it, I'm submitting it anyways.For those interested: 2 glock 19s in double draw should holsters 1 glock 17 in owb 1 SIG P226 in owb 1 LC9 in belly holster 1 xd9 iwb 12:00 1 Colt 1911 in thigh holster 1 LCP custom in ankle holster and 1 LCP 2 in ankle holsterI'm wearing pants and a hoodie which conceal everything but the 1911 in the thigh holster. via /r/CCW http://ift.tt/2fstWB6