Friday, May 22, 2020

How I protect my watches and my jewelry while volunteering with the homeless.

I love helping out those less fortunate. If they all just had a bit of hand up they could be successful and have a rolex and a BMW, a morgagte, like those who are doing good in our society.

I hope they can someday enjoy the finer things in life.

I dont like to flex on the homeless when serving food but I also don't lile walking down the street without others knowing I am doing good.

I hope with my well groomed hair/beard and having nice clear skin encourages them to up their own standards so they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and succeed.

I arrive 5 streets down from the shelter near some apartments where I park my car. Don't want to leave my valuables there so before I'm too near the block of the homeless shelter I like to utilize my body cavitys for storage.

I buy these on Amazon in bulk then toss after each use.

https://www.amazon.com/Prestige-Group-Transparent-Plastic-Storage/dp/B07Y1FZRYS/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=tube+storage&qid=1590196528&sr=8-4#

I use a little bit of lube that I store in my suit jacket inner pocket (KY not store brand) . Then I pop any rings, necklaces, earrings and watches I'm wearing into the tube. Then lube the tube and insert in my anal cavity.

I keep my iPhone X in my pocket. I had my seamstress sew in an inner pocket so I can put my phone near my crotch inside my pants. I try and hide my possessions from visibility to not draw attention.

If I'm wearing a lot of jewelry I can use my testicles to hold a watch in my tight silk underwear and put the rest in my anal lubbed tube. tight underwear helps in the storage. I prefer silk but whatever as long its tight.

I like to wear no sunglasses while walking in so they think I cant afford them and thats why I'm squinting. I keep a pair of ray bands in my car for driving.

I wear a non descript dress shirt(no labels) and carry my suit jacket over my arm when entering the bum areas. With my phone and jewelry safey hidden in a manner that you can't tell I can confidently serve homeless people food and encourage them to improve their lives.

I have tried to volunteer while wearing what i prefer to wear. I was hoping to encourage the homeless what they could be. I was mugged in the walk in cooler and the police didnt seem to care! Since then I hid my wealth from them and verbally encourage them to shape up and pull themselves up. You are strong!

TL;DR Utilize your anal cavity to hide objects to not be a target of a mugging.

A fight avoided is a win in my book.



Submitted May 22, 2020 at 09:25PM by puzzled_taiga_moss https://ift.tt/2A27U7T

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