Thursday, August 10, 2023

Someone breaks into your home while you're shittin

I consider myself reasonably versed in self defense. However, an intrusive thought of mine is that one day while there's a log midway out of my rectum will be the exact moment someone breaks in and attacks my loved ones. In this situation would you:

A. Finish your shit as quickly as possible, clean yourself, and thus fend off the attacker unobstructed

B. Rise exactly where you are in the process disregarding toilet paper and smearing shit between your ass, in the name of going to your wife's aid as quickly as possible.

C. Pinch it off, wipe a little, and go quickly to assess the situation



Submitted August 10, 2023 at 12:16PM by KobelikesReddit https://ift.tt/NFLvtUV

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