Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Just Get a Longsword

I train in German longsword and I was attacked by three dung-covered peasants yesterday. One swift stroke of my blade was enough to undo the top button of each of their jackets, causing them to flee with great fear, respect, and I daresay, love.



Submitted February 21, 2024 at 11:12PM by NoAssociation660 https://ift.tt/t8zQ6Df

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