Poop Self defense technique

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The goal here is to sacrifice all dignity for your safety as well as get away from the situation rather than win the fight with strength. They will go scrambling off without wanting to fight you by the end of it.

1. Grab your pants and boxers, slide everything down to apply a powerful shock debuff on your enemy and because this is an AOE attack, it will impact everyone so it works if ur getting jumped too. Probability of working: 97% (other 3% are the weirdo randoms who don't get fazed. hope you won't encounter em').

2.Instantly begin to piss and let it rip as much as you can. This technique is super effective when you pre-prepare the piss to unload before you apply the technique. Now you have the gun ripping towards em' and can instantly shoot the projectile at your rushing enemies to apply further debuffs. Aim for the eyes for vision debuff. They will stop running at this point and be disgusted. 90% run away by this point but step 3 will guarantee it happens. For the ladies, you can buy some items that help with aim I believe, but not too sure.

1. Grab your ass with your hands and make a false wipe. If your already shitting yourself this technique is FAR more effective and you have extra weaponry on your side. They will absolutely run. If not then pretend-swipes are just as effective and you wanna pick ur boogers in the process while walking slowly towards them in the hopes they will run away like sane people and not wanna mess with you. At worst they will spit at you in disgust and simply walk off mumbling curses.

Submitted January 18, 2025 at 01:41AM by Acceptable-Staff-363 https://ift.tt/DvgmJs5